Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Human Body Corporation "Don't Fire Me" Five Paragraph Essay For Nervous System

   Dear Human Body Corporation:
      Don't you dare fire me! Do want to be a brainless git? Do you want to be blind to the world? Do you want everything through out your body to shut down this minute? These are some reasons you would sorely miss me.
      Imagine (good luck with that without me) yourself without a brain. You would lying on your couch unable to move a finger. You would be a social outcast, because of being of unable to communicate. Another minor symptom of brainlessness is death.Good luck going through life without a brain.
      Now, look into your future without your senses. Well, good luck with that without your sense of sight. Don't even try asking a fortune-teller, because you won't be able to hear her. If you know how to read palms, don't try to feel out your future out, because you can't feel anything either. So, don't try to sense your way through life.
      If you enjoy your other systems, say good-bye. Say bye-bye to your thumping cardiovascular system. Say adios to your digestive system. Kiss your respiratory system good-bye. It looks like every system is to be brought down with me.
      It looks lie firing me is a big no-no. You'll be biggest dumbo ever without that big, fat organ in your head. You should also keep in touch with your feelings, or you might lose them. Also, if you fire me, I'll take the rest of you systems down with me. Don't you dare fire me, or I'll make the worst of your puny, little life.

Sincerely,
     The Nervous System

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